Blonde house painting joke.
From this site, (which comes with a popup warning...one got through my blocker, even.)
A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blond jokes, and of how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He rushes over and says, "Jeez, are you all right?" She slowly nods her head yes. What are you doing? he asks incredulously.
I wanted to prove that not all blonde women are dumb, she started, and I wanted to do it by painting the house. Well why do you have both a ski jacket and a fur coat on? he asked dumbfounded.
Well, she says, I was reading the directions on the paint can and it said: For best results, put on two coats.
posted by Carina @ 2:18 AM
4 Comments:
ohhh i have to tell that one to my blond granddaughter..she hates blond jokes..haha..that's pretty funny
Ouch. Well my hair is (was) dark brown. I did get a graduate degree--that is probably not worth much on the scale of intelligence. I raised two kids and they aren't in jail...that is probably worth quite a bit!
ROTFLMAO!
tee, hee!!
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